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Shrek

Our love and savior. He will never be replaced by any of the other thousands of so called gods. All other gods are now perceived inferior to him. Praise the lord by getting on your knees and praying.
Hey, have you prayed to our lord, Shrek yet?
by Anonymousㅤ October 11, 2020
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Shrek

very sexy. our lord. our life. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

The Shrek Commandments:

I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions. I I ~ Thou shalt be a Ogre/Ogress for eternity. I I I ~ Thou shalt not disrespect holiness’s Swamp. I V ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers. V I ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dream works ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. V I I~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek. X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior. XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.
Shrek. Our life, lord and savior. Mayest though be willing to join us to find onions and enlightenment? Thy Shrek of Shekington, please, forgive me for my past sins, such as uttering the words "do the roar", disrespecting holiness's Swamp, etc., I greatly grieve those disgusting decisions, and I hope that thou's kindness shall extend to a poor one such as I. 100/10 religion i pray that you shall forgive me, and i thank thee for being thy's lord
by RuiTheEnby November 29, 2022
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French Kissing Shrek

You give Shrek a big ol French kiss
by Yallow June 3, 2024
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Shrek

My hubby!
❤️❤️❤️ shrek
by Jummyshrek123 March 14, 2022
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Shrek

Oi shrek!
I'M NOT SHREK.!
Well you're uglier than him that's for sure
by I.caused.911.yeet February 5, 2019
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Shrek

Shrek is bae
by Shreky April 22, 2021
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Shrek

The hottest ogre to ever be seen by light. Correction, one of the hottest living things to be seen by light
person one:"OMG its shrek😍😍😍😍😍😍"

person two:"Wow, hes so hot, I want to have little babies with him cuz he's so hot"
by Tweek_coffee July 14, 2023
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