Shrek Ass

Severe swamp ass

Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.

by Anonymousfoxman July 17, 2023

The Shrek Word

A word that is supposedly racist against all ogres unless you have the fabled Shrek card. If you obtain the fabled Shrek card you too can say the Shrek word.

“Hey I got the Shrek card say the Shrek word. Go on! Say it! Say it it’s not gonna be racist!”

by MiracleWeezerHall September 22, 2023

Shrek

A very extremely hot green dude that is liked by everybody.you would fucking die if you look at him because he's just so hot.

The people who didn't die looking at Shrek is impossible because of shrek's attractiveness

Lao:I pour green pain on me.Now I'm green

Me:No,your shrek

by Thehexx560 November 26, 2021

Shrek

Stds

Have

Really

Excited

Knife play

Shrek was my favourite activity in the bed

by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021

shreks earwax

delicous

mmm shreks earwax

by THEAMAZINGLOYALIST December 4, 2021

The Slippery Shrek

Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.

That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

shrek

when ur mate does a green shit

god dayum it smells of ass some1 has done a shrek

by agamaga July 12, 2022