bustin a shitty

to make a u-turn or a shitty road manuever

he was bustin a shitty and ran into a parked car

by BAM89 January 14, 2008

shitty borstein

completely drunk, fucked up, hammered.

"Oh man, did you see Jack at the bar? He was shitty borstein, I hope he wasn't driving tonight."

"Are you ok dude? You got pretty drunk last night."
"I wasn't just drunk, I was shitty borstein!"

by Kevin Higgins March 31, 2008

shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".

"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".

by dpoole August 13, 2008

Shitty McDickerson

An Irish anal enthusiast.

Old Shitty McDickerson over there sure does have a smelly cock.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

shitty McDermott

One who shits and/or farts excessively

That bitch is a regular Shitty McDermott!

by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014

shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014