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Going Out Shirt

A sole trusted garment usually worn by a man coming to the end of his social lifecycle.

When a male believes himself to be in his prime he will either carefully or indiscriminately choose from a wide variety of garments for the wide variety of social occasions his youth and social status offers. At this point in his life the male subjectively believes all such garments 'looks good on him'. As the male ages he naturally becomes subjectively and objectively less 'in his prime' and studies have shown that there is a negative correlation between the 'distance from prime', the number of social events available for attendance, and the number of garments trusted to grace these occasions. When a male declines to the point they have next to no social interactions, the number of shirts that are subjectively ok for going out dwindles to just one. Please note at this point the suitability of the shirt is purely subjective, as there is also a correlation between distance from prime and fashion blindness. Objectively the shirt may be hideous or simply be fashion from the wrong decade. Once a male is down to one shirt he can never go back up to two or more, the shirt is the shirt and although it may be replaced (depending on how long the male tries to string it out), there is only ever one at this point. At this juncture the man can objectively be described as wearing 'his going out shirt" (singular).
Oh look, Ian must be staying out, he's in his going out shirt.
by DevSecOpsMan July 14, 2023
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T-Shirt Fireman

Any person who joins a fire department to look cool, but doesn’t actually do any work or contribute anything meaningful to the department.
Oh great, the t-shirt fireman got on.
by Big g's smoke October 9, 2021
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Saturday Night Shirt

A shirt that gays wear to the club on Saturday nights. They tend to be extra shiny, so as to attract more dudes.
1. "Hey dude, check out all the sequins on my new Saturday night shirt. I'm totally gonna attract mad guys"

2. His Saturday night shirt looked rather gay and shiny this evening.
by poopsavage September 1, 2011
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Tucking in Rudy's shirt.

Euphemism for masturbation. Especially when in hotel room with a someone you believe to be underage
Man, when my girl left me I must have tucked in Rudy's shirt 5 times a day to find some relief.

I found a crusty sock under my teenage son's bed. I think he's been using it for tucking in Rudy's shirt.
by ToryScum October 21, 2020
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T-shirt Company

A term used for people that claim to have a "clothing line" but only sell T-shirts.
Guy 1: "Hey man did you know I have my own clothing line?

Guy 2: "Really? Can I see?"

Guy 1: *shows T-shirts*

Guy 2: "Oh.... Another shitty T-shirt Company."
by Itsfren.ch December 21, 2016
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tucking in my shirt

To masturbate one's self in preparation for sexy time with an underage, or drastically younger, sexual partner.
"I was just tucking in my shirt." -Rudy Giuliani
by philottsoraptor October 21, 2020
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t-shirt sister

A “t-shirt sister” is a sorority that is inactive or dropped from chapter but still attends social events. This sister claims to have sisterhood but in reality is selective to who they talk it hangout with. This sister wears or claims her letters or chapter when it is convenient for her. This sister will go party in another college but won’t attend a chapter sisters party.
This sister will at times only talk to their line sisters but no one else in chapter.
Sister one: “I didn’t know Maria would be attending the reveal
Sister two: “ i didn’t either, she wont attend chapter events but she will attend other greek social events”
Sister one: “ thats why Maria’s a T-shirt sister, only wears her letters when it’s convenient to her”
by GreekSoror November 20, 2022
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