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spread sheet

1) Fat Whore: fat - a spreadsheet or excel (XL) sheet, as in extra large clothing (XL) for fat people, whore - someone who 'spreads' their 'sheets' for anyone, aka fat whore.
2) Fat Chick - an excel (XL) sheet; a fat girl who has to wear oversize clothes
3) Whore, Skank, Slut - a girl who will fuck anyone
That girl is such a spread sheet, I can't believe she fucked that guy!

Shut up spread sheet.
by Nichihda August 17, 2010
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Sheetal

A loud and curious species of Indian gold-fish known for public, banal, cell phone chatter, whose preferred diet is Helva's armpit sandwich.

The mating call of the Sheetal is often compared to the sound of a shrill screeching lady, which is paradoxically the leading cause of headaches in the species.
Throw that one back, Sheetal tastes awful.
by Geoff and Vilma May 25, 2008
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Sheeting up

When a cowardly inmate doesn't get their way so they put a sheet up to block the view into their cell. The purpose is to teach the C/O's a lesson but ultimately only hurts the douche bag

inmate who put the sheet up.
Some PC case inmate is sheeting up.
I'm sheeting up, that'll show the C/O's.
PC case has sheeted up again.
by Keith McKalister November 22, 2018
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sheesh

sheesh bro that shits fire!
by you just got finessed September 6, 2020
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tomato sheet

It's when a guy puts a grandma in a tomato and gives it to a girl who has a snookie poof but bigger.
1: YO did you hear Jack did a tomato sheet last night?

2: NAHH UHH BROO!!
by Pyeroxsox November 22, 2011
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Hola Sheet

An exclamation often said when surprised at one's luck
"Hola Sheet!" the man shouted out loud after winning the lottery.
by Shockz13 September 3, 2019
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taking a sheet

The act of using a piece of Sheets Energy Strip. Comically sounds like Taking a Shit and makes the spokespeople sound like dumbasses. Especially Pitbull.
Billboard: "Taking a Sheet in the studio" -Pitbull
Person 1: "Did that annoying spanglish wannabe just say he is defecating in his place of musical recording?"
Person 2: "Nah bro he's taking energy strips."
Person 1: "Oh, well he's still a piece of shit."

Change the channel whenever a Pitbull related commercial comes on.
by EZ Ice October 2, 2011
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