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Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.
Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?
by Rager October 21, 2015
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Super-Shank

A man with an abnormally large head. The largeness of the head is created by not only an obsession with the real Superman...but also due to his quick wit and miscellaneous facts conjured up from dogpile.com. He can be considered a genius, or even run for the next President of the United States - so take his antics and threats seriously!
Don't make me go Super-Shank on your ass fool!
by Concerned patron May 11, 2010
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Shank

When you go for a shit and have a wank at the same time
I’m just nipping to the toilet for a shank”
by breheney04 January 14, 2022
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Shanks’s Pony

Pony and trap -crap. To take a crap.
I’m away to sit on Shanks’s Pony
by DoctorDark November 10, 2024
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Shank

sarah:Rachel, that guy got shanked by courtney last night!
Rachel:OMGOMGOMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Two Face Shank

A Slut Who Has Been Fucking Another Man While In A Relationship
Lydia Freind Sasha Was Fucking Her Freind David Without Her Boyfriend Jack Knowing

Two Face Shank: A Way Of A Women FUCKING Other Men While In A Relationship
by YourBigDaddyWillBeWaitingForU December 22, 2015
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Shank

Quirkiest creature alive, loves to hide in shrubs
If you don’t pronounce Shank’s name wrong, he will growl at you.
by Candi24 June 12, 2024
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