A Scott usually drives a Subaru. His face is super dumb. Scotts typically emerge from the Red Sea around 6 months into their life cycle to mate. They tend to have a chocolate and caramel taste and feast on memes and barnacles around the coast. Scotts rarely interact with humans and when they do, extreme caution should be exercised. Scotts wear shoes that teeter on the edge of shoe and sandal. Scotts tends to have acute elbownitis that worsens as they age.
Bystander 1: Hey you see that guy Scott over there. He skipped a Twix break he’s savage!
Bystander 2:Big oof!
Bystander 2:Big oof!
by Ripfordadam June 22, 2019
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by jerry mcaffe March 6, 2019
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by doglover4ever February 4, 2010
Get the Scuttlebutt mug.A big flaming homosexual who stocks younger gals and creep's the shit out of pretty much everyone. He loves to suck off greyhound dogs and watch gay porn for countless hours on weekends. He is perhaps the most goofy looking fuck I've ever met.
Scott: Hey, what's up?!
Rachel: Uh..hey.. not much I'm just out for dinner with a few friends
Scott: Oh cool, well if you need a ride anywhere I'm just in the parking lot waiting.. sooo.. anywhere you want. I'm here. I'll do it, in a heartbeat.
Rachel: Um okay..bye
*Rachel to Steph*: I've never even met this Scott guy!
Rachel: Uh..hey.. not much I'm just out for dinner with a few friends
Scott: Oh cool, well if you need a ride anywhere I'm just in the parking lot waiting.. sooo.. anywhere you want. I'm here. I'll do it, in a heartbeat.
Rachel: Um okay..bye
*Rachel to Steph*: I've never even met this Scott guy!
by Phantom Price February 6, 2009
Get the Scott mug.To spring forward; thrusting hips in front of toes; neck, shoulders and head behind hips. Feet are dragging and the illusion of acceleration will result by this technique. Dogs will scuttle with the butt and tail tucked under there backside while they sprint ahead.
Your mom gives me the creeps when she scuttles out of here. Eating the last piece of cake is no good reason to scuttle out of here. You would think she stole your car.
by devendextra February 20, 2010
Get the Scuttle mug.Scutting was(is) a past time in Dublin whereby kids would cling on to the back of a bus/truck/van...anything vehicle larger than a car really.
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