frill seeking

The act of seeking out expensive, girly, or frilly things.

I went frill seeking today and found a bargain on a Coach purse.

by dwoz12 July 4, 2012

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 8, 2014

the screaming bitches

When a bitch is drunk and yells at another bitch for steeling her man.

Person1: Did you see that fight last night at the bar.
Person2: Yeah. The screaming bitches since one stool the other ones man. Were crazy.
Person1: I know right!

by X4ney June 30, 2015

Argue seeking

A person who fishes for argument or would say something to make an argument worse

a lot of people are argue seeking in this generation

by Joel Oppar November 15, 2016

cold screwing

When someone passes their cold onto you.

"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"

by Maximuscrates December 6, 2016

sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

triple screaming eagle

A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.

Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!

by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017