Scratchie Bachelor

A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.

"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"

by Shades On A Shadow November 9, 2018

Scratchded

When someone put their nails on your skin

She scratchded me

by Wait renegade February 2, 2020

Scratchifying

Scratchifying. Scratchifying is a feeling of satisfaction that you get from scratching an itchy area on your body

"Oh my god I just scratched my head it was so scratchifying"

by Jack-Danielles October 30, 2020

Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.

Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?

by Leery Loon November 26, 2021

scratchdogged

To get incredibly unlucky, particularly in a game of chance.

Person 1: As long as you don't roll a 1 you've won.

Person 2: *Rolls a one* Ahh damn, I've been scratchdogged!

by Mr 0 April 29, 2022

scratchurbate

The act of scratching your genitals long after the itch is gone, just for the pleasure.

It's a good idea to wash your hands after you scratchurbate.

If you must scratchurbate, do it in private.

Some people scratchurbate every chance they get.

by Tiasdad October 14, 2022

Scratchbait

A scam typically involving a fake note left the victims windshielf claiming to have scratched your car and an email to swap information. In reality, the scammer is hoping to obtain your personal information for malicious use.

Beware of scratchbait.

by J808bl July 23, 2023