scotch family day

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.

on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*

by 666thedevil October 16, 2018

Sketch

To be sketchy

Yo. Brandon is sketch when he is cutting potatoes.

by Jek94 December 7, 2018

Scotch fillet

When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.

I lost the log toss competition because of the pain I received from getting a Scotch Fillet.

by Jimboisgay December 23, 2018

scotch richard

Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.

“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”

by KCCalloway December 29, 2018

Scotch fanny

1. A vagina or vagina owner who is angry but optimistic; a fanny half-full.

2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.

Scrap was not surprised to wake up to a scotch fanny.

by Chotello January 12, 2019

sketch ball

Dirty yarn ball

You’re such a sketch ball

by A sketch ball February 28, 2019

Sketch

When the Gardaí see you egging someone's gaff

sketch lads its the pigs

by nyarda shigaloni April 9, 2019