sausage and macaroni

When a guy shoves his dick in your pussy (another term for Sex)

It's not good sex if it doesn't sound like sausage and macaroni

Him: do you wanna have sausage and macaroni tonight?
Her: sure thing daddy

by Chlo_bot February 11, 2021

Sausage Castle

Mike Busey from the popular t.v. show/movie Jackass has a "home" in Florida. Out in the middle of no where this house is probably the weirdest house you will ever encounter. (worse than any strip club) Outside there is a giant stage in which artists such as Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) have performed at. Also a bar and a swimming pool. The first thing you may notice about the house is the decor on the outside. Its got skulls and looks like something out of a horror movie. The inside is very nicely decorated with sex swings and large screen t.v's with porn on them constantly. On the walls is naked girls with holes cut out so you can stick things inside there (use your imagination) In the bathrooms are cameras constantly filming people in there. (R. Kelly style) In the kitchen is naked pictures of all the girls that have had intercourse in the house and of course bras on the ceiling. The bedrooms aka sex chambers are extremely clean and very welcoming (just kidding)

Eric wants to go back to the sausage castle.
The Disney Cast member party bus got the sausage castle ratted last night.
I got the clap at the sausage castle.
I got ruffed at the sausage castle.

by ericandmandy May 20, 2013

sausage girl

A fat girl who wears tight clothing. Stuffed into her clothing like many chunks of random meat into a sausage casing.

It must of took an hour for that sausage girl to get on those jeans.

by Oanaya July 14, 2006

indian sausage

An Indian man's penis.

Give me the Indian Sausage tonight, please daddy!

by Chocolate Lover September 9, 2008

burnt sausage

a way to describe a black man's penis.

stacy: so what does a black guys dick look like?
natalie: dude total burnt sausage
stacy: cool?

by nbb October 25, 2006

Sausage Cat

A cat who cannot find his other end.

Sausage Cat: Guess what I've been doing today? Pooping. I've been pooping. A-lot~
I've never seen my other end. You know, my butt...I WANT TO LICK IT.

by kanametosenulquiorraschiffer January 13, 2011

greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.

"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."

by A-train April 16, 2005