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Milan Sanchez

“Milan Sanchez” - “Mu Sanchez” - “Milan Needs”

Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Randy: “Hey Tod, is it me or are you noticing drawings of black penises everywhere too?” Tod: “oh, you didn’t hear? The neighbors son was diagnosed with Milan Sanchez.”
by Damnnndanielllll March 20, 2023
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jenn sanchez

The most beautiful girl that’s from Queens, NY.
Person: Have you seen Jenn Sanchez recently?
Me: yes, wow, she’s so pretty
by Cheek Clappa November 22, 2021
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alexis sanchez male

Alexis sanchez is very hot dude that pulls so many girls and has a big pp with a good personality as well he’s a smooth dude with most likely nice hair and has nice feet and hands
Girl:”who is that cute boy over there
Her friend:”oh that’s the cute boy Alexis sanchez male”
by Bumblehumble May 3, 2022
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Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face
That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again
by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018
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Jadea Sanchez

Jadea Sanchez is a young beautiful woman. Shes head strong, independent, driven and moves with the wind no matter what direction. Shes smart, kind, funny and loyal. Don't expect her not to snap at you if you're being an idiot. She ain't got time for none of that. Needless to say, I have a Jadea Sanchez and it's been the absolute best time in my life. She makes me happy and gives me a reason to stay alive. Overall.. Jadea Sanchez is literally the best thing that could come into your life.
Damn! You see that beautiful bean girl over there? She's a total Jadea Sanchez.
by diamondNaRUFF July 23, 2019
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Angry Sanchez

A continuation of the dirty Sanchez but you add a V on the forehead starting between the eyes.
Aww man I gave my girl a dirty Sanchez but she looked mad so I made it and angry sanchez
by Dirtsmith July 11, 2024
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stephanie Sanchez

Stephanie is a very loving person even tho she might have some slutty ways she knows she is madly in love with oiram ray gonzales.
by Milli21 January 13, 2025
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