saint mary high school

A catholic highschool in Westfield that is filled with the most hottest baseball players you’ll ever meet. Most students who go here are actually assholes. The girls are sluts. The guys are fuckboys, and yet none of them can do it for state... Watch out for the priest patrol!!!

Did you see the Saint Mary high school baseball team?!? Total babes 10/10 would smash all

by Hunter Gio Quinn November 30, 2017

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

Boondock Saint

Where two men of equal height stand behind a woman on her knees then cum in her hair at the same time

Dude Nicole totally told me she wants to Boondock Saint with us

by Yourmynodonduesp March 22, 2016

saint exam

When someone is sexually assaulted and goes to the hospital to get a full body exam looking for any possible evidence

“She was sent for a saint exam, so that’s why we asked for your buckles”

by uhhhhhhhhhhwhat May 22, 2024

ty the saint

ty the saint is a legendary twitch streamer from the state of jersey who is a mafia level thug.
He STABS people
Retarlos glazer
Professional Tud getter
He got mad hoes

i’m a ty the saint from the hood you hurd. Wsg where the tud at gang.

by creyy August 7, 2023

Mt. Saint Helens

When one ejaculates in a woman's mouth (not necessarily named "Helen"), then the woman proceeds to do a headstand while holding said cum in her mouth, then she forces a sneeze causing an eruption out the nostrils.

My lady was on the rag so instead of sex she gave me a Mt. Saint Helens which erupted with glory.

by legalbandit January 4, 2021

Big Saint Nick

The chubby red suited man who leaves presents under the Christmas Tree

Kid: I wonder what Big Saint Nick left under the tree!

by SniperShots1 December 24, 2019