swamp thing

When you are having sex (preferabbly unprotected) with a girl (must be vaginal) and you cum, you pull out quickly and reach in her pussy. When you grab some of her secretions and also your own, you smear it all over her face and go "Swamp thing!" This is a variation on "WOLFMAN!"

Dude, last night, I totally swamp thing'd this girl. She was so pissed, but I just laughed because she smelled like shit.

by Jolly Green Giant Penis September 4, 2006

swamp donkey

a very large and hairy member of the female sex, who looks like a donkey that just drowned in a swamp.

shes a swamp donkey...

by luke detty May 13, 2005

Swamp Donkey

Pretty much the equivalent of any girl that walks onto the set of "Jerry Springer". A woman who wears clothes that are 3 times too small,smells like she lives in a swamp, speaks like a dero and looks like a fat-ass donkey turd.

"Piss off, ya Swamp Donkey!"

by loopy_bugs January 29, 2009

swamp donkey

disgusting bitch that feeds off drunk men around 3:30 am

"oh look bill is leaving with yet another swamp donkey"

"I think its time for an intervention."

by blackassontherun December 4, 2009

Swamp Chode

What happens to your chode when you are working in heat and your crotch is sweating profusely. Very uncomfortable.

Man it was 90 degrees all day in the warehouse, I have a bad case of swamp chode.

by Joemonkey June 14, 2004

swamp hit

To fully experience a swamp hit one must continue to fill the chamber of a steam roller or bong well after a full hit is already inside. It is important to remember that you should not look down while you are inhaling because upon looking at the chamber you may be frightened and pull away. This feeling is similar to that of climbing a mountain and being clam until you look down. To fully experience a true swamp hit, one must receive encouragement from friends to keep inhaling beyond what you feel is safe. One has two options: to either clear as much as you can and pass it, or clear the whole chamber which if done correctly should take multiple pulls from the brave individual who is about to be sent into an abyss of highness. The hit gets its name because in between clearing the chamber, smokes elevates into the individual's face and creates the experience the feeling of being in swamp. At this point the person may have difficult seeing the other members in the room and a feeling of shock (like a deer in the headlights) may overcome the individual. In the rare case when the entire chamber was inhaled, the person will lose consciousness for anywhere from one to six hours depending on the quality of the spleef and have difficulty recalling that the event took place.

After his two friends screamed clear it, he attempted to take the entirety of the swamp hit however due to its size the hit was broken into two pulls and after exhaling the second hit, the person was left immobile for several hours.

by Baron Von Spliff February 6, 2008

Swampass

When your cheeks, not the ones on your face, are leaking that chocolate water. Only solution to get rid of it is to take a moist paper towel and wipe, then smell the tissue and laugh about it for the next five minutes.

Man i hate july because its nothing but swampass city in here.

by AngryWhopper May 28, 2009