In general a stoners dozen = 11
(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )
Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."
Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )
Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."
Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015
a person who can make a pipe out of almost anything.
popularized by nick swardson.
introduced to me first by jesse clark.
popularized by nick swardson.
introduced to me first by jesse clark.
jesse made a pipe out of an orange, and a bong out of a dr. pepper bottle. there fore he is a "magyver stoner"
by Sammy22334434556564 June 02, 2009
"why is ur one eye so fucked up lookin hahaha"
"its a loner stoner hahaha"
(remember u have to be high to have one... otherwise u've just got a lazy eye)
"its a loner stoner hahaha"
(remember u have to be high to have one... otherwise u've just got a lazy eye)
by katiepotatiefool June 02, 2009
A Proud Stoner is the oppisite of a Pot Head because a Proud Stoner gets high cause he/she likes the feeeling a Pot Head gets high because he is addicted and can't give it up. A Proud Stoner starts and stops getting high on his/her on accord.
Alice: So Brittany ever had something you tried to quit but couldn't cause your addicted?
Me: Nope cause everything I start I don't wanna stop if I wanted stop I wouldn't have started and I've never been addicted to anything.
Alice: Stupid Pot Head
Me: No Proud Stoner theres a difference Bitch!
Me: Nope cause everything I start I don't wanna stop if I wanted stop I wouldn't have started and I've never been addicted to anything.
Alice: Stupid Pot Head
Me: No Proud Stoner theres a difference Bitch!
by Proud.Stoner.Bates! December 20, 2011
by Cheese gradders July 23, 2008
A girl who doesn't have enough personality so she calls herself a stoner. They usually wear weed and stoner clothing to act the part.
It's just another group of people that try to act differently then fake girls but ends up still being fake.
Most likely the same girls that say "I hang out with guys cause' they don't have drama xD"
>>Get yourself a girl that smokes weed, not one that says they're a stoner.<<
It's just another group of people that try to act differently then fake girls but ends up still being fake.
Most likely the same girls that say "I hang out with guys cause' they don't have drama xD"
>>Get yourself a girl that smokes weed, not one that says they're a stoner.<<
by pseudank August 18, 2017
by Redman April 26, 2005