Spanked into oblivion

The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.

Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

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Spank gown

Accepted attire for an evening spent thrapping oneself into tomorrow. Usually resembles some sort of Hugh Heffner dressing gown, silky and maroon in appearance. Waist tie essential for quick recovery should one be interrupted, or simply to stop the breeze causing shrivellage during a mid-session stroll.

Mate, it's 7pm and your in your spank gown already.....

You've been in your gown all day..

by Valley! September 24, 2013

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Spank my Ratty

To go jerk off. (New Yorker Edition)

Brb babe, im about to go spank my ratty.

by InukiSukme July 11, 2021

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Hanky Spank

When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).

Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.

Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.

Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”

by doctordual639 June 22, 2021

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