spanking

a real spanking only truly begins, long after the recipient wants it to end.

you wish the spanking should end now? It's just beginning!

by HughW March 21, 2017

wanking for a spanking

1. It's a very sad and sorry situation, scenario and practice by some realty sick boys. Ninny boys who are into S & M are jacking off while reading those 'mash notes' from their dominator bitches and get turned on while thinking about the 'discipline' they'll get next time they meet their favorite whore, they are wanking while thinking about the spankings they are gonna get.

2. When somebody is being a glutton for punishment. Kind of like 'cruising for a bruising'. ASKING for trouble.

1. Donald Treason tRump has shown the world in so many ways what an SMF he is. He talks incestuous lust about his daughter and there are pictures of the two together that would make a dog upchuck. He rapes, and has been convicted of it. He talks pervert trash ('the younger, the better'). He brags about 'grabbing em by the pussy'. He is an egotistical Caligula by every definition and description of that grossly deviant Roman emperor. And the stripper whore Stormy Daniels spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' about swatting his ass. il Douche Donald is a spankee boy. Shiiiiiiii-yiiiiiiiiitttttt, he's wanking for a spanking! DAMN!!!

2. Jeffrey is reading those stupid BDSM books and watching that Rihanna video again, he's wanking for a spanking!

3. Rikki is being a spoiled diva prima donna again. She's just wanking for a spanking to put her in her place! She's a big disgrace.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 22, 2023

Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.

I just had a great spank in the tank !

by Wicksters October 12, 2018

gamon spank

We're you are in the bed room and your partner sneak attacks you with a joint of gammon and beats you

Gammon spank

You are in for a gamon spanking
I am going to gamon spank you

by Stompfish September 26, 2017

Spanks

Another way to say “Thanks” with a little added pizazz. One would use this in the context of being thankful for something.

Person: I am rather fond of your footwear.

You: Spanks! I got them yesterday
Person: ok

by Papachrisluvr360 July 19, 2021

Retro-Spank

Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.

I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.

by RUBIWAN September 19, 2016

Yanked, spanked and banked

To get benched, dumped or fired.

You're not working there no more?

Nope, got yanked, spanked and banked, dude.

Sucks.

Tell me about it.

by Shuaman July 1, 2019