sloppy joed

the act of being so sloppy drunk that any Joe will do.

Karen was sloppy joed again this weekend and woke up with no cellphone to call an Uber of shame or postmate her morning Starbucks sugar milk.

by KarensRntUs June 17, 2020

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Hot Sloppy

A diarrhea-like poop

Ew, do you smell Will in there? Hes making a hot sloppy.

by Walkira November 10, 2019

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When he invite her over for a booty call and then continues to pursue pointless projects all night instead.

I shaved my legs and everything but he turned out to be a sloppy chicken!

by elsbeth March 31, 2022

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When you’re giving a blowjob, and you start scatting with the dick in your mouth

Person A- things were really heating up with John last night, so I pulled out the Sloppy Austin
Person B- Damn! He must’ve came buckets!

by 1Tubesoc1 November 13, 2020

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Cum dumpster + pile driver = semen meringue.

Aka sloppy marshmallow

If she doesn't show more restraint, she'll have a sloppy marshmallow in no time.

by Acad December 06, 2016

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When a fit of passion causes you to jerk off twice into the same sock.

The wife was at a girls night and I finally had the house to myself, so I went for a second wristie and got sloppy sockends.

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A term used to describe teenagers who gets blackout drunk at any Shoreline Amphitheatre event and in turn act like sloppy trash.

Friend 1: “Im gonna get wasted at the concert”
Friend 2: “dont be sloppy shoreline!”

by Lmao7869 July 30, 2018

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