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sleep mojo

That fragile state of being where you haven't gone to bed yet but are on the verge of falling asleep. You know you should get up and go to bed but in doing so there is an inherent danger you will awaken yourself too much by undressing, brushing teeth etc. that you will lose your sleep mojo, rendering you unable to fall asleep.
Steven caught himself nodding off and knew he should go to bed but was afraid he would lose his sleep mojo. So he just let himself fall asleep on the couch. Unfortunately he was late for work the next day since he couldn't hear his alarm going off in the other room.
by sonofnyx July 12, 2011
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Sleep of Justice

Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.

If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:

a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or

b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!

It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”

Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
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sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.
When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.
by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021
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Sleeping premium

When 2 people sleep together who otherwise can't sleep that well.
Jake: Do you have sleeping premium?
Marry: No, but we can try it sometime.
by Imhimguys May 18, 2023
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Sleeping Whales

Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo
Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there
by poouaisle April 2, 2020
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Sleep Snapping

It's basically snap chatting while asleep. It's just like sleepwalking but instead of walking, you're Snapchating.
"Yo, did Megan send you a picture of her feet last night?"
"Yeah, she was sleep snapping"
by bro code is real! October 10, 2015
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Sleeping Brother

Acting like you are sleeping while your homeboy is having sex next to you.
Hey Chris, there's a hot chick from the club I am going to bang. Do you want to play sleeping brother?
by Cop1 April 9, 2020
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