Salty Cone

To place your testicles in an empty icecream cone.

Kim asked Jeff to fix her some dessert so he placed his balls in an icecream cone and served her the Salty Cone

by Jeff Mellor November 19, 2005

captain salty

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

salty cookie

the act of making cookies with jizz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.

I gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.

by Shibby Yayo November 13, 2011

Mister Salties

A guy's balls; male genitalia

"You got some nice Mister Salties down there."

by Pickles Lubzie January 26, 2010

Salty Special

A special move present in every sport, e.g in cricket its is bowling behind your back

In football: heading ball three times then volleying

Omg. He just pulled of the Salty Special!

by s.a.l.t.y November 22, 2009

Salty Warriors

collective term for the millions of man tadpoles, issued forcefully via the medium of man meat (cock), directed meaningfully towards the female uterus (baby-maker). salty to the taste, strong swimmers, and collectively sticky, becoming more so as baby sauce sets.

"to send forth the salty warriors unto the breach, or in many cases the female love tube receptor"

by Simac January 5, 2007

salty malt

the best thing to wash down a meal of a hearty tube steak.

i was so thirsty after working on that tube steak that i slurrped down that salty malt in seconds.

by malter and genius January 29, 2008