Thai Rudder

In Thailand, there are high-end hostess bars that have washroom attendants that hand out towels, mints, and also massage your back while you do your business at the urinal.

If the massage coincides with your holding your penis while urinating, he is holding your penis by proxy and thus called a Thai Rudder.

I went to The Pent, a high-end hostess bar, and there was some dude in the bathroom. He came over and massaged my back while I took a piss. The was then by-proxy touching my penis, thus giving me a Thai Rudder.

by genius69 February 4, 2013

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

stump jumping ridge runner

This term is used as a derogatory way to refer to back woods, hill billy, red neck types of guys.

Here comes Joe fresh off the mountain. Him and his old pickup truck covered with mud. He is the worst stump jumping ridge runner I ever saw.

by old geezer May 6, 2011

Rudder

A posh boys red cheeks.

Prince William's rudder cheeks.

by foxwit January 19, 2011

ruderman

someone who is amazingly annoying and clicky and RUDE!!

Yo bitch god that annoying motherfucker was a ruderman!!

by fucking bitch whooooore yup yeah August 21, 2007

runner

Plays HNS for 2 months straight. Often is heard yelling "DEFAULT!" at people because they feel they won even though it could be as simple as ordering a pizza over the phone.

I WIN BY DEAFULT!!

Man, you sound like a runner.

by Bill Clinton April 9, 2003

Rudder

Melting butter or margarine and then adding ranch powder. Ranch + Butter = Rudder

I just whipped up some delicious rudder to dip my crab legs in.

by deus402 October 18, 2010