Rice mobile

Any Japanese car or car not developed to be a racing car lowered about 6 inches and added custom rims on. Most popularly with a leopard skin draped over the hood, the typical MILF leopard print seats and a 2 foot spoiler on any part of the car. Modified with air intakes even though they would never need to have them since the car can't go that fast in the first place. Examples would be a 1998 scion cube with a spoiler and air intake. May be a 1994 Chevy Camaro but pimped out to the point you know the driver will be forever a virgin. And they sound like active suicide bombs, and would be taken out in a second if driven in New York.

"Look at that fucker driving his rice mobile(or ricewagon). I can hear him coming from 3 miles away. JORDAN and or GREGBORY KING

by randomclevername September 8, 2017

Rice Valve

A part on a car, whether good or bad, that chances performance or sound from factory standards. Also any part in need of repair or replacement that makes the car sound bad or look stupid. Examples include a squeaking engine belt, aftermarket exhaust, super or turbo chargers, or any malfunctioning part of a car, like a noisy engine that is worn out.

Also, any time a Honda or other foreign car that somebody revs really hard or tries to floor it, making the car sound loud as hell. After hearing this one would comment on the Rice Valves in the car, even though they don't exist.

Abbreviated as Rvalves.

Dude, did you hear the exhaust on that car? Must have some monster Rice Valves in it!

I floored my car yesterday, I thought the Rive Valves were gonna explode!

Person 1: Man, my A/C belt is squeaking.
Person 2: Sounds like you need to get your Rice Valves replaced.

by Tiger Trainer November 13, 2009

dr.brown rice

He is dislike for his very rare specialty which is being too good at being too good . He loves haters, loves lovers, and treats the ones he cares for like family. Girls want him but are scared to approach a specimen of advanced intelligence and good looks. Everyone wishes they could be a part of his life and those who don't later regret it.

Child : "When I grow up, I want to be Dr.Brown Rice"

by Noname man May 23, 2016

Chicken & Rice

A funny ha ha song that was sung by the ingenious robot loli Gir. With the simple song that consisted of screeching and the satisfaction of yummy yummy chicken and rice, he was able to practically force children to risk their lives to hold hands (before marriage).

(At Hot Topic)
Quirky Girl : "Wow look at this Invader Zim shirt! It says Chicken & Rice like from the movie! Hee hee hoo hoo"
Regular Being: "You are a piss goblin"

by xxPiss_Lordxx January 13, 2020

gohst rice

When you cook rice and find out after it has finished that theres hot watter where rice should be.

You really gohst riced me into beliving we were in love.

by AbaAlba August 4, 2020

rice a roni

when you take beer, robitussin, and mushrooms

this took two hours to write rice a roni

by marshmallowmayty August 17, 2019

Fish on Rice

A way of referring to the simplicity of a task or action.
It uses the analogy of fish on rice, which in itself is quite a simple way of explaining sushi.

Originated from the Hot One's episode featuring Joji (our god); on his favorite types of sushi.

You only have to write a few things dude, "it's fish on rice, it's chill"

by TheScratchinCO April 4, 2022