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weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
by reporter September 30, 2012
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Radar Repeater

Someone who hangs out in the same areas as you and often shows up on your LOVOO radar when you’re out.
This radar repeater is a dime piece, I should chat with her.
by mrright1 January 23, 2014
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Trip Report

Trip Reporting is a silly pastime typed up by fat, un-original, inane people that travel a lot but don't actually do anything interesting. They then write about what they did (the irony) which is nothing... then post photos which only consist of food on the plane, at the hotel and at airport lounges. Some may post shots of the menus for good measure.

Very intrepid.

They are also tight-arsed as well since they seem to only want to use miles they accumulate while flying very short distances more frequently in order to pay for their long haul trips rather than hard earned money. You'd think by doing this they would actually have some cash to spend on doing something more meaningful and worthwhile ie. sightseeing, hiking, cultures etc...
This isn't the case.

Trip reports really should be called Service/Food reports.
Thread starter: Cathay Pacific Premium Economy JFK-HKG RT!!! and my Business Class trip on Air France A380 LAX-CDG Trip Reports!!!
"Please find attached my many professional photos of food!!!!!! oh and the seat I sat in"

Reader: Cool story bro you went on a plane, looked at a menu and ate food... but what did you do on your trip?

Thread starter: Oh I flew on a plane and ate food, then did the same at the hotel! Much fun, so cool, wow.

Reader: *facepalm*
by Oboro Watabanost January 26, 2014
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STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.
Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.
by 月月 April 24, 2014
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southport reporter

Southport Reporter is an online newspaper, that was the first to be recognized as an accredited news outlet (newspaper) in the UK. It covers all types of news from all all over Merseyside. It is a Trade Mark of Patrick Trollope and run by both PCBT Photography and PBT Media Relations Ltd.
I found it on Southport Reporter. It is a news report on Southport Reporter. Online Newspaper Southport Reporter.
by artlactemadidiscibisknollage January 15, 2016
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Sleat Repeat

An individual that all he or she does is sleep and eat and it cycles. Sleat is a combination of words for sleep and eat.
David is depressed and all he does is sleat repeat.
by eblink August 10, 2016
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traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. ).
While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.
by ytw February 11, 2017
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