post-relevant

A simple way to tell someone the conversation is over.

No, I'm sorry, you had become post-relevant.

by johnnyrocksauce November 23, 2010

Chawshank Redemption

When you haven't chawed in the longest time due to a bitchy girlfriend or some anti-dipping activity. basically a buzz-reunion

Just finished basketball season... time for a chawshank redemption

by chawshankredemption November 7, 2011

safety release

when a girl has you in a painful and inescapable hold and you steal a kiss and escape when she is stunned

friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell

by wangodango December 4, 2011

beta release

When a game company releases a half finished product and uses the term "beta release" to excuse any and all glitches. These games are usually never finished, but are still profited from.

Have you played the game DayZ? It's been a beta release for three years now with no real improvements!

by Ross The Fly June 6, 2016

Wrinkle Releaser

The guy in the squad that always takes one for the team by taking the oldest one in the girls squad

Yeah that's Tommy he's our designated wrinkle releaser

by The Taytanic April 9, 2017

equity release

Equity release—or "give us your house"—is a means of borrowing some of the value of your home without having to sell it, and usually without having to make any repayments so that the interest compounds rapidly. Sometimes known as a lifetime mortgage. The more reputable lenders (for a given value of 'reputable') guarantee that the total debt will never exceed the value of the property, which is big of them; the less reputable will take your estate for as much as they can after you fall off your perch.

I borrowed 65K through equity release on my house seven years ago, and it's already doubled. At this rate there will be nothing left for my kids.

by Beermat November 8, 2017

pre-release safety-check

Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.

Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.

by QuacksO August 29, 2018