marriage raped

When a significant other becomes morbidly obese resulting in a lack of chemistry between spouses.

I never thought I would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go...

I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!

by B702 February 3, 2008

rare occasion

Seeing Angela.

Angela - "I thought you meant catching the bus was on rare occasions Josh?"

Josh - "Seeing you Angela, is a rare occasion."

by JackPorter April 22, 2013

Date Raped Yourself

Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years

Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night

Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...

by PollyPaljetter June 13, 2011

rarsday

The day of the week that lies between Wednesday and Friday. In scheduling abbreviations, the days of the week are often indicated as "M T W R F." The day between Wednesday and Friday, therefore, can be referred to as Rarsday.

Referring to this day as Rarsday instead of it's traditional moniker (Thursday), generally indicates drinking, tomfoolery, shenanigans, merriment, and other bits of debauchery.

I just woke up next to three hookers in a pool of my own vomit with coke scattered all over myself and a new dick piercing that I have no clue how I got. That was one hell of a Rarsday.

by benoc617 April 3, 2011

racedar

Radar for race issues, allowing one to sense a racist, racism, etc, in their immediate vicinity. Sometimes this racedar can be all wrong, but sometimes right on. Usually physically manifests itself as a "gut feeling".

My racedar told me that when the White guy in the truck with the Confederate flag on the back called me his "Nigga" he did not mean "friend".

by Night Nurse June 20, 2006

Rares

Rares is a handsome guy with a very long shalge lange

Random person: Omg who is that handsome boy?
Other person: O it's Rares and he also has a long dick

by destroyer445566 December 9, 2020

Nerd Raged

Getting zerged by nerds

i was going to edit the wiki for MEMS to say something like LOLZ MEMS IZ GAY AMIRITE?! but itll display my IP and i dont want to get nerd raged by the wiki nazis

by Manish K December 9, 2008