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Pumpkin-Poker

One who engages in sexual intercourse with a woman who's skin is tanned to an orange hew, resembling a pumpkin. Especially if she's kinda chub-chub.
Gross Dude! Your pokin' a pumpkin! Your a pumpkin-poker!
by The One And Only Mountain January 16, 2009
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Pumpkin

A pumpkin is a person, usually a boy. Too scared to confess his feelings for another boy when they're in a very close best friendship, so they unofficially keep being "lovers" while draining the other boy of the validity, never letting them accept they're more than friends.
Roman is a pumpkin, he is in denial
by Pumpkinlover24x23 November 12, 2023
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pumpkin pressure

the use of persuasion or intimidation to make someone partake in Halloween festivities.
guy: there was a lot of pumpkin pressure this Halloween, people kept blasting my feeds with crappy spooky puns and my friends and family are trying to get me to do Halloween stuff to. Help me.
by magicchinchin April 19, 2018
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Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
by FarmToTable November 27, 2021
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pumpkined

To run through a corridor with haste (generally a corridor near a library) and exclaim ‘Pumpkin’ with high volume.
Yesterday he pumpkined the library
by De’aths Boyfriend x March 15, 2024
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Pumpkin

My kids wouldn’t quit misbehaving so I had to pumpkin them.
by AMTNate September 12, 2018
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Painting pumpkins

The act of going to a girl house and cumming al over her ass during the fall season
Matt loves painting pumpkins

Yo anyone wanna paint my pumpkin tonight

Yeah man I totally painted her pumpkin last night
by Donkehlover October 17, 2016
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