To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.
(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)
(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)
The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.
by Winkchester October 19, 2020
Get the pull a toobinmug. Jenny: Omg they arranged to go again to this awful restaurant. I don’t like anything there
Sara: Just pull a Riona and eat a salad or sth.
Jenny: Good idea!
Sara: Just pull a Riona and eat a salad or sth.
Jenny: Good idea!
by HomelessRobot September 16, 2021
Get the Pull a Rionamug. Reporter: “So what’s the next next step for BTS?”
Yoongi: “Maybe...Grammy”
*BTS has been invited to attend the Grammys and present an award*
armys: omg did he just pull a yoongi?
Yoongi: “Maybe...Grammy”
*BTS has been invited to attend the Grammys and present an award*
armys: omg did he just pull a yoongi?
by yoongistans February 11, 2019
Get the pull a yoongimug. To drive all the way to work to only then realize that you left your work laptop at home and need to drive back and get it; usually performed by people named Brad
by smandypants May 24, 2018
Get the pulled a bradmug. the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.
Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?
Friendship Gnome: What did he do?
Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.
Friendship Gnome: Did it work?
Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.
Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
Friendship Gnome: What did he do?
Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.
Friendship Gnome: Did it work?
Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.
Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
by Estruncion Alharado Ramirez June 2, 2008
Get the pulling a morrisonmug. Pulling a Wilbur is the act of setting someone or something on fire, or the act of murdering someone by any means.
Person One: Ugh, I'm so angry, I want to pull a Wilbur.
Person Two: Isn't that illegal?
Person One: Have you heard of Leafy? They got arrested for pulling a Wilbur.
Person Two: That sounds brutal.
Person Two: Isn't that illegal?
Person One: Have you heard of Leafy? They got arrested for pulling a Wilbur.
Person Two: That sounds brutal.
by Leafy Sapnotdream October 26, 2020
Get the Pulling A Wilburmug. Shit! I just pulled a hyman! this is the third time this week.
Wow! good thing I didn't pull a hyman on this one.
Wow! good thing I didn't pull a hyman on this one.
by A.Schluss December 20, 2009
Get the Pull a Hymanmug.