poon catch

The portion of underwear where a girl's roast beef rests.

"Just to think of my alarm and distaste at the sight of him (Frisco Sockpuppet) nestled down in to the poon catch of my sister's greasy panties, made me sad, for I now know how desperate he must feel and angry that she changes them so often."

by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

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poonbear

The guy who gets blamed for everything even though everybody knows it wasn't him

The guy at a party who won't really be missed if he wasn't there.
sentence: "so who broke the window... probably poonbear"

by Faron Gancher March 17, 2007

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PooNado

1. The utterly foul and disgusting blanket of odor that seems to follow someone out of the bathroom and rips down the hall after performing excessive amounts of defecation in the bathroom. Like a tornado, its measured on the Fujita Scale.

1. After walking out of the bathroom and not closing the door, Davin completely unleashed an F5 PooNado on the entire office.

by Travis w. T February 13, 2009

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poon hunting

poon hunting-the act of young men going out on the town with the express intention of finding drunk, easy girls with whom they can engage in a host of sexual misdemeanours in public parks, toilets, alleyways etc created by the original hunters, Gibbs, Loch, and Barron

Boys it shall be long night, initiate the poon hunting. Soy!!!!

by G-bbs April 2, 2009

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Poon Vulture

A guy at a party or a bar that is out specifically to get laid and hits on women. He is usually drunk. He doesn’t want a girlfriend, a friend or a relationship- he only wants one thing. So he focuses on one girl who seems like a good target... She is usually an acquaintance or "a friend of a friend," a.k.a. Fresh Meat. He hovers over her trying to impress her with funny stories, insightful ideas and casually mentioning his good qualities. He buys her drinks to get on her good side and perhaps increase his chances of getting laid. He agrees with everything she says, compliments her and calls down other men to make himself look good. He puts his arm around her to show other guys he is targeting her and any interference is met with passive aggression. He leads her away from the group and tries to take her home with him.

A Poon Vulture is basically any drunk guy, swinger or slut that is looking for a one night stand. Most examples are men from teen-comedies who are on a quest to pick up women.

by Karihwiiostha March 17, 2008

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