Malay promise

When someone promise to you but never happened

He just malay promise me he said that he will be here 12hour ago but still said he is on the way here

by Limau_ais February 21, 2024

dirty praise

Repeatedly yelling “PRAISE THE LORD” while fucking someone in the ass

Because they met at church he hit her with the “Dirty Praise”

by Willy Wigger the second February 23, 2024

Pinky promise

ASK GABS SHE KNOWS IT ALL HAHAHA

Gabby:You pinky promise you’ll tell me on Tuesday?
Trey: pinky promise?? What is this you speak of??

by 10000000733 April 4, 2024

catholic promise

Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.

Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.

by Mongrel the Elder April 6, 2024

Cocaine Promises

False hopes made off cocaine

She/he told me she would pay my bills off cocaine promises

by Lies told on true assumptions April 24, 2024

Indian praiser

One whom offers praise and abruptly recinds said praise.

Mom told me "Good job!" Then said "Nevermind! You did a shitty job!!" She's such an Indian praiser!

by Werdnurd01 April 25, 2024

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024