A princess noob is a high demand noob. They constancy demand that people give them stuff. they love free stuff and expect you to give them stuff. They love playing the game even though they know nothing about it.
by bobdod December 09, 2014
by s3np4p1_chül0 December 26, 2022
A shower princess is someone who spends too much fucking time in the shower. As a result, some people don't get to wash their ass, and if they do, it's usually cold water leaving one with the feeling of surfing off the coast of Alaska, mid winter. And in worse case scenario, when water is limited, leaving other's with little to no water.
The shower princess is not to be trusted. The shower princess will make statements and promises regarding speed of their shower. Do not believe them; they are falsehoods. The shower princess should be dealt with promptly, firmly and with no remorse. They will smell your weakness in your sweat and deem you weak, flabby and feeble minded. Be steadfast in your actions.
The origin of shower princess is unknown but it commonly used by US military service members living in barracks, in the field, or deployed.
The shower princess is not to be trusted. The shower princess will make statements and promises regarding speed of their shower. Do not believe them; they are falsehoods. The shower princess should be dealt with promptly, firmly and with no remorse. They will smell your weakness in your sweat and deem you weak, flabby and feeble minded. Be steadfast in your actions.
The origin of shower princess is unknown but it commonly used by US military service members living in barracks, in the field, or deployed.
Soldier 1: "That shower princess Snuffy has been in there for over 45 minutes and my shift starts soon. And everybody is gunna be like, yeah, that guy, over there, he smells like dirty buttholes"
Soldier 2: "If it's cold you should shart in his pillow case tonight"
Soldier 1: "Duly noted"
Soldier 2: "If it's cold you should shart in his pillow case tonight"
Soldier 1: "Duly noted"
by TheScaryKid November 07, 2011
A girl who think she is perfect, but she has an ugly personality. Her only good trait is her body and she thinks she can fuck who ever she wants. She thinks she is getting a rise by being a bossy little bitch.
Fuck Princess: I think I deserve more than I get
Normal Girl: The universe owes nobody anything
Fuck Princess: Whatever. I think I deserve diamonds and glory. I think I'm the biggest thing here and I'm ganna get all the guys I want.
Normal Girl: The universe owes nobody anything
Fuck Princess: Whatever. I think I deserve diamonds and glory. I think I'm the biggest thing here and I'm ganna get all the guys I want.
by Callmetheworst December 11, 2015
A hindu princess is a drink. Go into a 7/11 and buy a medium coke slurpee but only fill it half way, the other half you will fill with tequila. Mix and enjoy!!
Kim: "Let's fuckin' rage tonite"
Katie: "Yea I just hit up 7/11 for some hindu princess shit we'll get lit and check out Tony's party."
Katie: "Yea I just hit up 7/11 for some hindu princess shit we'll get lit and check out Tony's party."
by Kim S. June 12, 2008
A physical deformity whereby the second toe is longer than the big toe. Those suffering from this deformity call it a princess toe to feel better about their ugly feet. Also, some deformed are under the impression that the long second toe infers that they are 'head of the house' when in actuallity a person with this deformity made this lie up to feel better about their deformed feet.
by Samantha Knows November 18, 2007
Caused by rampant inbreeding, many royal women suffer with princess toes and are therefore unable to wear open toed shoes.
by Gapp August 23, 2006