Pasta Machine

The Pasta Machine is a synonym for ass, you can produce shit with yo ass, so u can produce pasta withe the Pasta Machine, since both are produced in the ass/Pasta Machine its equals the same so it is like Shit is the same as Pasta. It also can be used as a compliment.

see in the example

1) Joe: Dude, i ate PASTA the whole night.

Robert: WTF, this is gross dude.

2) You: Nice Pasta Machine.

Girl: ehhhm, thanks i guess.
(She dont know what u mean, except if has read this )

by DanSan69 July 5, 2019

pasta

Since pasta has protein in it makes girls have a big arse and tits🍝

*sees a girl tweaking with a nice arse and tits
Boy1:she deffo got fed pasta 🍝

Boy2: yep that shit has bare protein

by Big bally August 23, 2019

Pasta Penne

you can use it as a catch phrase if some one rostes you. it is the ultimate comeback.

it may also be a sort of pasta.

Bob: you mom gay
Kent: no u

Bob: *pulls out an uno switch card.
Kent: you mum Pasta Penne

by Trattskaft October 1, 2019

Pasta

If your talking to a a girl/guy and they are giving the driest convo they are knows as lightly salted Pasta because they plain AF

Person one: I’m hella bored How was your day today

Person two: fine

Person one (well I wish I never asked now u fucking pasta)

by Just some wanker October 9, 2019

pasta

pasta
1: an artist's, tailor's, or dressmaker's lay figure
also : a form representing the human figure used especially for displaying clothes
2: one employed to model clothing

The pastas stared eerily out of the shop window.

by KangaKidney October 29, 2019

Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.

I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time

by Ultimathottimus Prime November 7, 2019

Pasta kitties

Pasta kitties is a group of people created by a person named Jess she created this group as a joke wich then had a war with Twinkie dogs and then that war stopped pasta kitties are actually cats with pasta hair meatball ears and pasta tails

Jess: WHATS UP MY PASTA KITTIES
us: WOOO HOO THE LEADER HAS ARRIVED

by Amaya_swirl22 February 15, 2020