A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.
Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."
by Baron Marx August 25, 2013
Get the Poo Jitsumug. Connor Poo, he is a fat guy who talks bad about people and ends up getting beat up in school, gets slammed on a table and therefore shits in his pants, all over the table and proceeds to run away with poop dripping down his leg. Then gets suspended for having been beat up, then pooping.
by SomeRandomDudeLol December 11, 2019
Get the Connor Poomug. When you are smoking out of a pipe, bong, bubbler or your price of choice, and the weed in the bowl has been fully smoked and only ash remains. This is a pooed bowl. It can also be used as a verb, in the act of poling a bowl.
(adjective). "Man, this bowl is totally pooed".
"This is such a pooed bowl, it tastes nasty".
(verb). "Lets poo this bowl and pack another fresh one".
"Hey guys, if Bill falls asleep let's poo bowls on his neck".
"This is such a pooed bowl, it tastes nasty".
(verb). "Lets poo this bowl and pack another fresh one".
"Hey guys, if Bill falls asleep let's poo bowls on his neck".
by Big Lou 53 May 27, 2009
Get the Pooed bowlmug. by SlangSavvy April 15, 2011
Get the chit poomug. Last night I was out wit kelly ann and when we got home i poo-banged her.
She couldnt sit for a month cause i poo-banged her so hard.
She couldnt sit for a month cause i poo-banged her so hard.
by brandon nesbutt August 18, 2006
Get the poo-bangmug. Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.
This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.
Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.
Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
Sat right down and only farted.
This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.
Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.
Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
by La Petomaine July 7, 2008
Get the poo haikumug. This is a name given to someone you love a lot. especially to a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Whenever there is a rush of feelings in the heart, and heartbeat increases, it is because of bunny poo.
Whenever there is a rush of feelings in the heart, and heartbeat increases, it is because of bunny poo.
by loochie toochie March 17, 2010
Get the bunny poomug.