one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

pinky poke

When Skyler's mom and Kathy poke each others privates with their pinkies

My mom and Kathy pinky poke each other

by pinky finger August 14, 2011

Pokity-poke

The action of using an index finger to press almost into something, but stopping just shy of actually making contact. It’s an almost poke...a pokity-poke.

John flinched because Paige gave him a pokity-poke over his belly.

by Pokeman12345678 January 20, 2019

poke some smot

smoke some pot

Hey dude, you wanna go poke some smot?

by talminator June 25, 2016

Poking Chin

1. The act of titi-fucking a girl so hard that the head of your dick pokes her in the chin, making her head bounce up and down.

2. Another name for titi-fucking.

EXample 1:
J: "Guess what!?"
C: "What?"
J: "I was poking chin with your sister last night!"
C: " Fuck You.."
J: "HAHAHAHA"

Example 2:
J: *from across the room* " DUDE I WANNA POKE YOUR SISTERS CHIN!!!"

S: " Go ahead! Good for you!"

S and J : "hahhahaha"

J: *slaps C in the face

by mr.meister0902 February 19, 2011

poking pockets

trying to get money off someone

through pestering and little things

ea are always poking pockets

by kaleidoscope23 July 2, 2021

poke

Secret code word for smoking while in smoking prohibited locations such as school, church, or Lisa's house.

"this sermon is BOGUS man, let's poke"
"The bitch is home, let's go poke out back."

by Oxycodiene June 25, 2008