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Brian Nguyen's workout plan

1 set of assisted pull-ups

1 set of assisted dips
Make sure you are constantly camping the assisted pull-up machine
1 set of flex in the bathroom mirror to get Instagram impressions
The whole point of this workout is to make minimal progress and post pictures on Instagram just to get impressions and likes.
Prabjot: Why haven't you made progress? You've been in the gym for almost a year now!
Brian: I've been following Brian Nguyen's workout plan!
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Plan-A-Sat

a term usually used as a command or an action. to Plan-A-Sat is to make plans for a saturday, usually with girls. generally at a place of mass socializing. such as the mall, the movies, or whatever your in to
Bob: Man that Girl Kara is mighty hot.
James: Yea, id like to chill with her friend Ali too, wanna Plan-A-Sat?
by James Derrick July 25, 2007
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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
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Execute The Plan

When the Indian girl give you head and proceeds to bit your dick off
Max: Yo wanna watch Saitama biting Speed-o'-Sound Sonic's sword?

Random Indian: Nah man it reminds me when Akshara would execute the plan on me
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masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
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Plan N

All the other plans failed, and you have to resort to any way possible to eliminate remaining Africans.
"Boys look, Plan M failed, we have to resort to Plan N."
by kid.9.6 April 15, 2020
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Hanno Plan

Any plan involving explosives, usually over the top.
-I GOT REJECTED BY THIS THOT IN MY CLASS YESTERDAY, I THINK I'LL BOMB THE SCHOOL

-Man, that's such a Hanno Plan
by 小我不懂 November 19, 2020
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