Butt Pirates

The ultimate Clemente family game. Don’t forget your hook when you go on the quest for booty.

Friend: Hey, you guys ready for some butt pirates?

Entire Clemente family: Argh!

by ButtPiratesAnonymous July 26, 2019

Pirate Maker

When a male is receiving hands free fellatio and he flexes his kegel muscles, causing his penis to flex into the eye of the fellatio performer.

The head was sloppy, so I hit her with the Pirate Maker.

by PirateLord July 12, 2022

Auto Pirate

To automatically Pirate files using an RSS or similar feeds in uTorrent or similar Torrent programs.

All my favorite shows are set to Auto Pirate.

by Message.Man1 July 10, 2011

pirate hangover

Entering an advanced state of inebriation by way of consuming either copious amounts of rum, or mixing copious amounts of different types of liquors, followed by wonderfully terrible decision making.

Dude, I've got a freaking pirate hangover. My head's killing me, I vomit when I drink water, and there's a damn good chance I got more than one girl pregnant last night. Yar!

by Love Terrorist August 28, 2014

Pickle Pirate

A man who sucks a married mans pee pee

wife of guy1: YOU ARE SUCH A PICKLE PIRATE GUY2
guy2: NO IM NOT
guy1: HE ONLY SUCKED IT ONCE

by ihatepickles:( October 10, 2018

Crippled Pirate

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!

She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.

by Tuxedokitty August 30, 2013

Pirate invasion

A term used to describe a group of gold diggers all looking for the same guy.

John: Gosh darn, there's a Pirate invasion.
Kylie: PLEEEEEASSE NOOOTIIIICE MEEEEEE
Lilia: MOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

by Dropped My Idiot January 3, 2019