Pickle Pirate

A man who sucks a married mans pee pee

wife of guy1: YOU ARE SUCH A PICKLE PIRATE GUY2
guy2: NO IM NOT
guy1: HE ONLY SUCKED IT ONCE

by ihatepickles:( October 10, 2018

thot pirate

one who plunders the hoes. One who vandalizes the anal hole of hoes, like a bloody pirate.

"damn, johnny plundered that hoe like the thot pirate he is!"

by AlexHearMeRoar July 14, 2018

Golf Pirate

When someone hooks their shot every single time.

"Did you see that golf pirate at the course today?", "Yea, he was turrrrible...."

by Jeremy Guy 123 January 1, 2012

Crippled Pirate

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!

She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.

by Tuxedokitty August 30, 2013

Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.

My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!

by Hippyfox September 23, 2021

Surprised Pirate

A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.

"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."

by sniperoo September 13, 2011

pirate smog

When someone does a illegal smog check on a modified car usually a car with no catalytic converter and no smog devices. If the person who smogs car illegally is caught their smog license would be revoked and the Hefty fine what did given including jail time

Hey bro how are you gonna do a smog check on your whip when it's been moded. Answer: I gotta do a pirate smog.

by jimbomcc June 28, 2018