Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

by Keepitrail October 6, 2012

braddle paddle

a term used to describe the oar of a boat, the boats that go on leisure lakes

oh my god dont drop the braddle paddle, we need it to power the boat!

by bradders909 July 25, 2009

Tulsa Paddle Wheel

When a man sneaks off to be alone to masturbate and his best friend secretly follows him and moves his arm for him.

After an evening at the titty bar Bob excused himself but Joe followed him to the restroom stall and gave him a Tulsa Paddle Wheel.

by Uncle Mojo December 7, 2010

No peddy

a term used for clarification of a questionably pedophilic remark

I'm headin to the gym. The jungle gym that is no peddy

by Polar Burrr January 7, 2011

Pady

A girl who is post menopausal and is angry with people on most occasions

Aunt: I Hate Everything!
Me: you're such a Pady

by LedZeplinguy69 March 23, 2013

Puddy

Slang for pudding

That's my sweet little Puddy Cat in my lap.

by Angelophanism May 13, 2015

paddle pop

when a guy fucks a guy or girl in the ass and makes him/her suck his shit covered penis after.

bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass... if you're good i'll give you a chocolate paddle pop when were done.

by mado as September 4, 2006