palmroasting

Masturbation (unisex). Not to be confused with Palmfrying, which is similar but NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ELEVATOR.

-"guys, I'm so embarrassed...my mom walked in on me today...PALMROASTING!" "oh man! What'd you do!?" "I just kept going..."
-"Palmroasting sons-a-bitches..." (said in your best Clint Eastwood impression)
-"I'M TALKIN ABOUT THE ELEVATOR!..."
-"I was palmroasting last night...I used too much vegetable oil and it ended up being palmfrying..."

by TOTHEBASE February 25, 2014

palm hockey

A euphemism for masturbation.

"There's someone in this library playing palm hockey. Gross."

by BillyStalin October 12, 2014

palm music

Honking your horn at the moron on the road while driving. Named as such because the honking "music" is being played with the palm of the hand.

"This jerk thinks he can just sit on the road and block traffic? Maybe a little palm music will get him moving."

by DJKydKrazy May 12, 2016

palm

palm of your hand

you have a big palm

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Palm J

Blending any variety of palm bay, with a significant amount of Jack Daniel's.

"If you don't drink Palm J's, then fuck you!"

by DJSKIER February 15, 2017

palmer high

a school for basic ass hoes who suck guys dicks for gas money

palmer high "where the girls legs spred faster then rumors

by sss33isabel dafe February 17, 2017

Palmyra

Palmyra, a small rural town located in Nebraska, has a law that states all homes must have 3 broken down cars in their driveway. The people in Palmyra are all druggies and alcoholics who can’t escape their high school glory days.

Steve: Ah Fuck, we play in Palmyra tonight.

Mitch: I’m sure all the 50 year olds will heckle us when we win.

by Panko123 June 8, 2018