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Pole Technician

1. Another word for a stripper or pole dancer that works at a gentleman's club. Sometimes used by women and/or men in this profession as a more nuanced and professional way of saying what they do for a living.

2. A term used to describe a higher breed of stripper or pole dancer that has mastered the most difficult and intricate techniques of pole dancing. These individuals are capable of performing truly amazing feats while on the pole.
1. Tanisha thinks she's so fancy calling herself a pole technician. Girl, we all know you just stripping down at the Kitty Palace.

2. I have never seen anyone master those techniques as quick as Mika has! It's only a matter of time before she masters all of them and graduates to pole technician.
by ThatRegret October 17, 2015
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Pole Song

A song you could picture yourself or one of your friends sliding around the stripper on, either very slowly or fast & ratchet!
by ry101 September 2, 2016
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Pole Trout

"Let's go throw some dollar bills at pole trouts tonight bud! Yee yee!"
by McHesp July 19, 2017
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Pole pals

Women who are friends and had sex with the same dude
Brianna and Julie did not know but when they logged onto tinder, they realized they were pole pals.,
by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017
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pole play

Touching, stroking or sucking a guy’s dick
When I first met Pepe, he said that he was opposed to fucking or any pole play until we were in a committed relationship.
by El Dorado 1968 June 1, 2018
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PolePlay

The act in which one situates them self 5 metres above a long pole, and after gaining a large public audience, will kick the platform from beneath their feet, and accept their oncoming doom. To perfect this performance, the person must perfectly land on the pole, entering his anus at the same time rupturing his organs and either protruding from his head or his mouth. By far the most exhilarating thing a man can do, closely followed my the Lightbulb Spectacular.
"Holy fuck, Clive just fully sent a PolePlay. His anus is muuuuuuuuuunged."
"Omg, he's so cool. I'm gonna do one tomorrow, get the boys to come round."
by goliathancient July 29, 2018
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Parole Gold

Urine that is purchased from another

Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.

It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.

Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble

Offender Jerry Ware: Why?

Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked

Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019
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