Last night I was out wit kelly ann and when we got home i poo-banged her.
She couldnt sit for a month cause i poo-banged her so hard.
She couldnt sit for a month cause i poo-banged her so hard.
by brandon nesbutt August 19, 2006
The hunched over walk you must perform to fetch a new roll of toilet paper when you've run out mid dump.
I forgot to check for TP before i dumped man. Ended up having to do the poo hobble.
Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.
Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.
by slothwv October 21, 2010
Connor Poo, he is a fat guy who talks bad about people and ends up getting beat up in school, gets slammed on a table and therefore shits in his pants, all over the table and proceeds to run away with poop dripping down his leg. Then gets suspended for having been beat up, then pooping.
by SomeRandomDudeLol December 11, 2019
by SlangSavvy March 29, 2011
This is a name given to someone you love a lot. especially to a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Whenever there is a rush of feelings in the heart, and heartbeat increases, it is because of bunny poo.
Whenever there is a rush of feelings in the heart, and heartbeat increases, it is because of bunny poo.
by loochie toochie March 17, 2010
Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.
This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.
Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.
Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
Sat right down and only farted.
This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.
Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.
Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
by La Petomaine July 11, 2008
A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.
Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."
by Baron Marx August 21, 2013