by Cruehead June 5, 2009

The hunched over walk you must perform to fetch a new roll of toilet paper when you've run out mid dump.
I forgot to check for TP before i dumped man. Ended up having to do the poo hobble.
Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.
Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.
by slothwv October 22, 2010

A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.
Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."
by Baron Marx August 25, 2013

by SlangSavvy April 15, 2011

Connor Poo, he is a fat guy who talks bad about people and ends up getting beat up in school, gets slammed on a table and therefore shits in his pants, all over the table and proceeds to run away with poop dripping down his leg. Then gets suspended for having been beat up, then pooping.
by SomeRandomDudeLol December 11, 2019

When you are smoking out of a pipe, bong, bubbler or your price of choice, and the weed in the bowl has been fully smoked and only ash remains. This is a pooed bowl. It can also be used as a verb, in the act of poling a bowl.
(adjective). "Man, this bowl is totally pooed".
"This is such a pooed bowl, it tastes nasty".
(verb). "Lets poo this bowl and pack another fresh one".
"Hey guys, if Bill falls asleep let's poo bowls on his neck".
"This is such a pooed bowl, it tastes nasty".
(verb). "Lets poo this bowl and pack another fresh one".
"Hey guys, if Bill falls asleep let's poo bowls on his neck".
by Big Lou 53 May 27, 2009

Last night I was out wit kelly ann and when we got home i poo-banged her.
She couldnt sit for a month cause i poo-banged her so hard.
She couldnt sit for a month cause i poo-banged her so hard.
by brandon nesbutt August 18, 2006
