poo diddler

one who diddles poo; the art/andor/act of diddling ones poo

Sam! You poo diddler!

by LA.J December 16, 2008

poo knuckle

The slightly less pleasurable, but still delightful act of receiving a handjob while taking a shit. The predecessor to the blumpkin.

Stephens girlfriend was too stingy to give him a full blown blumpkin, so she elected to give him a poo knuckle. He was meagerly satisfied.

by theTHICKNESS December 27, 2011

Poo Dawg

The main ingredient in a Poo Dawg Milkshake. A flavorful, earthy, nutty, rich taste that pairs well with jellyfish, cheesecake, and Rumple Minze.

The woman, clearly pissed off at her boyfriend for butt-fucking her husband behind her back and in their marital bed, dumped her poo dawg milk shake over both men's head.

by Kah-Kah Bum December 5, 2018

Poo poo man

When someone or something is not a lot and has very little

I remember when Dave was a poo poo man and use to drive a poo poo car

by Troubles February 9, 2021

poo dollar

The art of wipping ones rear end after defication with a dollar bill in a public place. The one dollar note is then folded, crumpled, and/or placed face down in a public place with the aim that someone else will pick it up and get feces on them or their person.

Oh snap thats shit on that dollar bill, someone left me a poo dollar.

by Gavin F October 3, 2006

poo bat

When the strength of an aroma post shit is so overwhelming its effect is similar to being smashed in the head with a large object. i.e. the poo bat.

I went into the toilet after Peter had a shit and was smashed in the face with the poo bat

by techno84 August 23, 2007

Poo ninja

The stealthy little bastard that haphazardly leaves brown marks on your undies. Also acts as a scapegoat to take the blame for unexplained events for which you would normally be blamed.

Also known as the pantie assassin (for girls :-p )

Damn - the poo ninja's dealt to my tighty whities!

Dad: "Where'd all the change from my jeans' pocket go?"
Son: "poo ninja must have got it."

by Dion_B June 16, 2006