Ben Catch-a-pole

A lanky farting bag of bones that think he's all it

'God you're an arrogant twat, you're such a Ben catch-a-pole'

by Yeahcool May 7, 2018

3M Ski Pole

One man sitting between two other men while jerking them off at the same time. The physical motion is reminiscent of down hill skiing. The 3M refers to the act being done with 3 men.

The best 3M ski pole I have witnessed was when my boyfriend was jerking my bother and his best friend off at his birthday party.

by Twoeightylover November 28, 2022

Flaming Cambodia Fishing Pole

A flaming Cambodia fishing pole is when you illegally import an immigrant from overseas via shipping container, hook a fishing line on your penis, and then hook the other end to the nose of the immigrant, then have them snort a Habenero pepper, and when they freak out and start moving around, it should yank your penis cleanly off.

We tried a flaming Cambodia fishing pole, and I almost bleed out.

by gillagain69 May 18, 2023

Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

Roger me rigid round a barn pole!

An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.

The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.

The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...

Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.

by J M Featherstone April 5, 2020

Crabs Pole Vaulting

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

by Alleigh May 22, 2008

st johns pole

a large piece of meat that hangs between a males legs

'fancy playing with my st johns pole luv?'

by chris markham May 23, 2007