parker mcrobbie

a mother fuckin got also called parkObilly gets ladies and likes trump
i with i could be like parker mcrobbie
by jimmy stone December 22, 2019
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Brant parker

Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer
Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map
by Dlyons January 07, 2022
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Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.
"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
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peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019
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beth parker hovercraft

beth is a rlly cool girl. she is very nice and even tho she can be a bitch she will always be there for you if you come to her. she is very amazing and also hot. try not to get in arguments w her bc u will probably feel very bad after
wow beth parker hovercraft is so cool
by Tescoisgay September 27, 2021
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Pulling a Parker

To pull a Parker is to be outrageously kind to undeserving people daily.
Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
by playdoughbeswag January 13, 2021
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