A very loud and sharp noise made by The Meme Lord whenever he is asked for one. It is ordered under 10 Categories, for example a category 1 would only be a squeak while a 10 would open a black hole, killing everybody at Abington Heights High School. Any attempt or recreation of a firm one is not considered a legitimate firm one unless it is done by The Meme Lord.
There is no meaning or reasoning behind these noises, rather they can be treated as an art form.
There is no meaning or reasoning behind these noises, rather they can be treated as an art form.
by The Meme Lord March 3, 2020

when someone is so intoxicated or high on drugs that they don't know what they are doing, and consequently do something stupid or extremely illegal.
Gorge:Jamal where did you get all of this stolen shit?!?!
Jamal:I don't even know dog... I was on a bad one last night.
Tony:Dude did you really fuck that ugly ass girl?
Jack:Probably I was on such a bad one though...
Jamal:I don't even know dog... I was on a bad one last night.
Tony:Dude did you really fuck that ugly ass girl?
Jack:Probably I was on such a bad one though...
by BIGMOKE December 29, 2007

if somebody punches you, you are allowed to call one for contact and punch them back without any repercussions.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the
one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.
Rules:
- The return punch must be around the same strength as the original one.
- If the person who calls one for contact is a pussy and doesn't want to hit the original person, then they can pass the
one for contact over to another person.
- If a person calls one for contact they can save it for later, however it expires by midnight that night.
by KennyJeff May 1, 2019

When your boy is hella drunk, calling all the homies fake as fuck and trying to fight everyone on sight so y'all have to drag him home and almost beat his ass as he fights y'all saying "where is my car, I can drive". When you finally get him home you have to drop his ass so you can take his keys and put him in bed.
Guy 1: Ayy yo Dick lets go back home dawg.
Guy 2: *Extremely drunk* Nah shut up bitch, you're fake as fuck, I ain't going home with y'all.
Guy 1: Well you're not driving home, let's go.
Guy 2: Fuck you, bitch nigggga, I'm driving *starts trying to fight the homie*
Guy 1: *Drops his drunk ass*
Guy 3: Damn he's really being that one nigga
Guy 2: *Extremely drunk* Nah shut up bitch, you're fake as fuck, I ain't going home with y'all.
Guy 1: Well you're not driving home, let's go.
Guy 2: Fuck you, bitch nigggga, I'm driving *starts trying to fight the homie*
Guy 1: *Drops his drunk ass*
Guy 3: Damn he's really being that one nigga
by That One White Dude December 5, 2019

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*
MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*
MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*
by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

The number one in place of an exclamation point at the end of a sentence.
This occurs when someone is "screaming" in all caps but forgets to use shift for the exclamation mark.
Writing in all caps and using the number one for emphasis.
This occurs when someone is "screaming" in all caps but forgets to use shift for the exclamation mark.
Writing in all caps and using the number one for emphasis.
by pkwatz March 22, 2010

When one swings a golf club to another individuals eye, the eye gets dislodged in the skull and is no longer visible once the club is removed.
by edudorb March 6, 2011
