Moldy Tip

Noun: Derogatory term for military personnel or JROTC students who insist on wearing their uniform everywhere they go to because they think it makes them look cool and want people to admire them. A MT will wear the same uniform for days to the point where the tip of their dicks becomes green with mold from lack of washing. A KT can be seen at children's birthday party, little league baseball games, shopping malls, and grocery stores prancing around demanding respect from everyone for their "service" even though they have never seen combat. A moldy tip will insist on being called a veteran and thanked for their service on Veterans Day, 4th of July, Memorial Day, etc. even though the only thing they have ever done is sit around at a local base and fuck each other.

Why's this Moldy Tip wearing his uniform at my daughters bellet recital? There's not a base for 300 miles.

by RH2017 November 6, 2017

Jammy tip

When the penis goes into a vagina that is on its period and when pulled out has blood on the end.

Joe had sex with Ruth while on her period and had a jammy tip.

"hey joe how was the date??"
"It was going well until I got a jammy tip"

by Gorgon47 June 12, 2017

the condom tip

An after school family special about the real life behind the scene of working in HollyWOOD with Bob Saget Aaron Hernandez

The condom tip got serious when bill cosby put the comdom in jello

by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021

Cow Tipping

when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.

Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.

by marckis123456789 March 5, 2022

tip string

Tip string is when you jizz and it hangs from the tip of your dick

Person: I was masturbating and a tip string hung from my dick.

by ProTIPS January 10, 2017

Stinky Tip

When the tip of a penis smells of a woman's fish paste.

'I heard John slept with Amanda last night, he said she gave him a stinky tip'

by LDouble3 November 30, 2011

Q-Tipped

Laying on your back, thinking about your co-workers and accidentally cumming in your own ear.

I was jerking off and Q-Tipped my own ear!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 18, 2023