slow greg

being really drunk and having sex. you can get it up but there is no way that you will ever blow.

"Fuck man, I had a slow greg last night. I have the worst blue balls right now."
sex drunk blow cum

by wassupdood123 February 4, 2009

Greg

nice try greg!

greg ate manny

by tardagain December 28, 2020

gregging

The act of being present in a voice call, usually consisting of 3 or more people, and having both your audio and your microphone visibly muted to other participants. This is synonymized with the idea of being "Away From Keyboard." Some synonyms include: "idling", "masturbating" (sometimes shortened to "masturb"), and "AFK."

I was trying to ask Joey a question, but I realized he was gregging and couldn't hear me after asking.

by Nobody of Note June 9, 2023

Greg shelton

The greatest man alive. His feet are insanely expensive to just see. This man has a third leg to the floor. It’s crazy

I am the Greg Shelton

by MYCOXHARDFORU December 16, 2019

Greg Powell

An old man who enjoys fucking younger women age between 29-35.

An old man who obsesses with materials, brands but cannot afford to purchase in brand new condition.

A man who is good at faking, making other people feeling sorry for himself.

A man who loves avoiding tax and pay off debts.

Jesus Christ! OMG you’ve got bucks, don’t bullshit, don’t be such a Greg Powell.

by Faqgot April 14, 2020

Greg

The fastest growing family on the internet

Greg is the fastest growing family on the internet

by A person kinda April 17, 2022

Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023