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off the log

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.
"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."
by Colin January 10, 2004
mugGet the off the logmug.

Jake off

When someone live streams themselves on Instagram or any other media, having a fat ass wank!
"I felt bored and horny, so I opened Instagram and started to have a Jake off"
by Brian Rockin' Johnson October 12, 2020
mugGet the Jake offmug.

punch off

Punching off is the act of gripping one's penis between the middle and ring finger. After getting a good grip, you then punch the balls and scrotum as hard and fast as possible until ejaculation is reached. It is a new form of masturbation, which has only recently been started being practiced, originating in a seedy Jamaican village.
My penis felt extremely good after punching off, however I now have an empty scrotum.

I was having feelings of extreme pleasure and pain after I had a punch off.
by spoomonlee June 13, 2013
mugGet the punch offmug.

off by one

Off by one or OBO is a common error in computer program whereby a loop executes one time too few or too many. It occurs most commonly with complex vector or matrix scans.
Programmer 1: This program doesn't work. Take a look and see if there's anything wrong.
Programmer 2: Oh, this for loop is OBO. You aren't scanning the whole array.
by Lezard Valeth May 23, 2003
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Big-Off

A competition of manliness which is specific to the situation the competitors are in. It is begun with a statement of "BIG-OFF?"
Big-Off has many uses, you will know when the time is right.
by The Whale Punter September 29, 2010
mugGet the Big-Offmug.

off the table

a song from ariana grande’s album “positions”, and its so underrated
“just wanna know is love completely off the table
by bkbabyy0123 April 5, 2021
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Fuck off

A rude way of saying go away to a person Verb
Person: I love Justin Bieber!
Me: Fuck off
by RGFY May 28, 2018
mugGet the Fuck offmug.

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