after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it
by jommy cash February 2, 2010
Get the couch shit trapmug. by slurber August 8, 2011
Get the glued her to the couchmug. Creamy Couch Cooch (A.K.A. Triple C) is a term used when you fill a ziplock bag with Vaseline, place it in between two couch cushions and then insert your flaccid cock into the crease. Proceed to rape your Couch Cooch until you cum into the ziplock bag. Once this has been completed, you them use your Creamy Couch Cooch Juice as chap stick.
"Yo what are you about to do after work."
"Im going to make dinner, then most likely indulge in some Creamy Couch Cooch because my lips are getting chapped."
"Im going to make dinner, then most likely indulge in some Creamy Couch Cooch because my lips are getting chapped."
by CoolWhipJapMonster December 17, 2018
Get the Creamy Couch Coochmug. when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito
by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011
Get the dirty couch cushionmug. by Anonymous True Person November 30, 2018
Get the Brown spot on the couchmug. when a guy wants to get back at his girlfriend because she cheated, he goes to the other guy's house & jumps up & down on his couch as a punishment.
by plrdm August 16, 2011
Get the fuck that couchmug. From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.
Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."
by M i c h a e l December 24, 2008
Get the Fuck Your Couchmug.