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Name Rank and Serial Number

Name Rank and Serial Number are the only things that a POW is supposed to give to his captors. This has lead to it being used to signify lying or being unresponsive to the questioning of authority figures.
Employee 1: I saw the boss grilling you in his office did you tell him I put the gay personal ad in the paper with his name and home phone?

Employee 2: Don't worry about it man, Name rank and serial number.
by burnthings March 9, 2010
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rule number 5

Sally: this race is going to suck today, its too cold!
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.
by steppernack November 21, 2012
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slave number

Your "slave number" is another term for your Social Security Number which is issued by your master (or owner)-The government...
COP: I need your social security number for my arrest report...
CRIMINAL: What is a social security number?
COP: Your social security number is the nine digit number that was issued to you by the Social Security Administration (government) in order for you to get your free benefits (so you don't have to work for a living)-such as your SSI, SSD, Access, Welfare, etc.
CRIMINAL: Oh...You mean my "slave number"???...That number is 123-45-6789.
by DonZILLA November 14, 2013
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The Number 8

A sex position.

The man is sitting on a toilet in an entirely white room, taking a crap, as the girl is sitting on his lap fucking him. The girl is pregnant, and also has her period at the time as well. Both male and female are crying, and vomiting on each other. The male has a skunk duct taped to both arms, and is beating the girl senseless with the skunks bodies, producing a terrible stench on top of everything else. The girl must be in mid-labor and the male is fucking the baby back into the womb. Both members are sweating, and all bodily fluids are coming out at this time.

The only way The Number 8 is completed is if the man successfully ejaculates with all of the above occurring.
Frank: Wow John, you look awful...and you smell awful...and theres two dead skunks duct taped to your arms...what happened?

John: I just completed The Number 8...

Frank: Thats impressive.
by Alekz Rainoldz March 8, 2008
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Nooky Number

A Nooky Number is the times that you've, well, done the Nooky, aka the dirty deed. And not counting how many times you've done it total, but rather your nooky number is how many people you've had sex with. Good advice: Men don't wanna know your nooky number past ten. Bad advice: thinking a nooky number past one hundred will get you laid cuz you have "experience"
Katy: So, what's your nooky number??
Patrick: oh, i've been around the block a couple times... Gotta say it's about twelve or so.
Katy: Oh that's so cuteee! That was totally what mine was a couple months back, and then it totally doubled!
by Charlotte Asmodeaus June 3, 2009
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a number 1

I'm going for a number 1
by J_Mulu360 April 15, 2015
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