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on a bad one

when someone is so intoxicated or high on drugs that they don't know what they are doing, and consequently do something stupid or extremely illegal.
Gorge:Jamal where did you get all of this stolen shit?!?!
Jamal:I don't even know dog... I was on a bad one last night.

Tony:Dude did you really fuck that ugly ass girl?
Jack:Probably I was on such a bad one though...
by BIGMOKE December 29, 2007
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a bold one

by not a crusty crab February 27, 2019
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position one

Person who talks down to you
Don't try that position one bullshit on me.
Your trying to Blueprint me.
I've got a gaggle

A murder of crows
Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again

A victim of love

Position one
by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021
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Firm One

A very loud and sharp noise made by The Meme Lord whenever he is asked for one. It is ordered under 10 Categories, for example a category 1 would only be a squeak while a 10 would open a black hole, killing everybody at Abington Heights High School. Any attempt or recreation of a firm one is not considered a legitimate firm one unless it is done by The Meme Lord.

There is no meaning or reasoning behind these noises, rather they can be treated as an art form.
by The Meme Lord March 3, 2020
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One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.
Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"
by mason+ok! January 8, 2020
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Screaming Ones

The number one in place of an exclamation point at the end of a sentence.

This occurs when someone is "screaming" in all caps but forgets to use shift for the exclamation mark.

Writing in all caps and using the number one for emphasis.
COMPUTER BY OFFICES. SLUGGISH AND STUPID111

I was so angry I used screaming ones.

YOU SUCK111
by pkwatz March 22, 2010
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Eyeball in one

When one swings a golf club to another individuals eye, the eye gets dislodged in the skull and is no longer visible once the club is removed.
hey man, your eye is gone!! yeah, I got an eyeball in one!
by edudorb March 6, 2011
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